Thursday, August 31, 2006

Funny T-Shirts


My Favourite



Like these T-Shirts?

Well clicky here to buy http://www.noisebot.com/

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Health Time

Heard the other day that "Low Salt" is just as bad for you as normal salt. I was very surprised to hear it.

Now dont say i never looked you people.


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Channel 4 to air Bush assassination drama



LONDON (Reuters) - Channel 4 is courting controversy with what it calls a "shockingly real" drama about the fictional assassination of President George W. Bush.

"Death of a President," shot in the form of a documentary examining the assassination, will use a blend of archival footage and computer-generated special effects to portray Bush in October 2007 arriving in Chicago during an anti-war rally.

In the film, Bush is killed by a sniper, and the investigation quickly focuses on a Syrian-born man. It will air in October on Channel 4's More4 digital channel, as well as at the Toronto Film Festival in September.

"It's a pointed political examination of what the war on terror is doing to the American body politic," said More4 boss Peter Dale at a press conference on Thursday.

Promotional materials described the programme as "a thought-provoking critique of the contemporary U.S. political landscape."
Dale acknowledged that the programme will be controversial, but maintained that it was a sophisticated work meant to spur debate.

"I'm sure there will be people upset by it," he said. "I hope people will see the intention as a good one."
Channel 4, which is publicly owned but funded by advertising, was criticised last week by outgoing ITV Chief Executive Charles Allen for its reliance on reality TV shows and "shock docs".

More4's autumn schedule also includes "The Trial of Tony Blair," a satirical programme about the future resignation of the Prime Minister.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Phobias

A list of phobias that you want to know about, that you think you have and what you'd like to have!!

I'm sure alot of you have this.........

Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.

Clicky for the list its interesting reading http://www.phobialist.com/


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Rent-a-Priest

Yes you can now as well as your shopping get a Priest online!!!

I can see all people with Agoraphobia clicking online.........

Clicky for www.Rentapriest.Com


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Looking for a long-term job?

Check this place out their hiring.........












..........or are they?


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Ugly Women and Man Of The Day

In honour of the lovely couple i taugh i might honour these two in the way they deserve. A joint ugly Women and Man of the day.





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Mens Store or Womens...???

What do you think? Mmmmmm




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Rafa Benitez

He really does love football.......look at his socks




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Worlds Worst Wedding

It would take your breadth away




The groom is in the red with the classy runners. Nice background dont you think.




Heres the pretty bride once again using that romantic senic background.



Awwwwhh isnt that nice. They look so perfect together.



Ohhh she likes to tease, he's got a live wire there lucky man.



They look so in love, it would make you sick........quiet litterly!!



Front page material of the local paper, dont you think so.


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CNN-Live from the ladies toilet

"CNN says sorry for live mic gaffe .

US broadcaster CNN has apologised after an anchorwoman's chat with a colleague was accidentally broadcast live during a speech by President George W Bush.

The conversation between Kyra Phillips and another woman was clearly heard as Mr Bush talked in New Orleans to mark the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina.

During the chat, Ms Phillips talked about her husband and called her sister-in-law a "control freak".

CNN apologised to viewers and the president, citing "audio difficulties".

Clicky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjxSoHgSN4


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Guess whos back..........

..........back again

Clicky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjFmEnTVRxM


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Jenga World record disaster

Look at this guys face he's gutted.......he deserves it for waisting his time anyways on this

Clicky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0QTar0MEwc


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Hardcore Skating

Extreme-Style(Cough cough)........make sure yee watch and learn

Clicky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEcNVX4C8gQ


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Emmys 2006 - Opening Number

If you missed it then here ya go.

Clicky for it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwCOUgjECtI

Celebs Horsing About

Actor Matthew Broderick is recovering after being injured in a horse-riding accident in Donegal on Sunday.

According to reports, Broderick fell from his horse while out riding in the countryside and was taken to hospital in Sligo by his wife, 'Sex and the City' star Sarah Jessica Parker.

It was reportedly confirmed at the hospital that Broderick had sustained a broken collar bone in the fall. His publicist said: "Matthew is in a little pain but is fine."

Meanwhile, former Bond girl Barbara Bach, the wife of Ringo Starr, was also injured in a horse-riding accident over the weekend. She sustained a broken leg after being kicked by a horse.


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Real Madrid TV



To get Real Madrid TV on your Sky Digital for free do this:

Go to services -> System Setup -> Add Channels

Change frequency to 11.681 ->

Go to find channelsStore channel 51147.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Babe Time

Hubba Hubba!!!!!!!


Taught we needed another babe here to make up for the less beautiful girls that dawn my blog everyday.

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Top 10 Strangest Cell Phones


http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-cell-phones


Strange indeed can see myself getting the Portable GSM Rotary Phone


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Cool Site

Good game to play to keep the mind active(Cough Cough) plus the bonus of looking at the hottie girls......hubba hubba!!!!

Clicky http://www.findherdifferences.com/


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Ugly Women of the day

GOOOOOOOOOOO Sixers.....



They keep on getting better ey!!.........

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Ransom demand for Robin Hood tapes

Thieves have stolen the only master tapes for the BBC's new £8m series on Robin Hood and are demanding a £1 million ransom for their safe return, it has been reported.

The four tapes were stolen last week in Budapest, where the 13-part series is being edited, according to the Daily Mirror.

The series, which is due to replace Dr Who on Saturday nights from October and is expected to be a worldwide success, could now be seriously delayed or even shelved, the paper said.
Tiger Aspect is the production company behind the new series.

The paper published a joint statement from Tiger Aspect and the BBC which said: "Tiger Aspect has been the victim of a break-in in Hungary where Robin Hood is currently being filmed and some high-definition tapes and other equipment have been stolen.

"The thefts are causing inconvenience and have resulted in a delay in finalising some of the episodes.

"Tiger Aspect is taking all reasonable steps to recover the tapes."

The series features Jonas Armstrong as Robin, Keith Allen as the Sheriff of Nottingham, Lucy Griffiths as Marian and North & South star Richard Armitage as Guy of Gisborne, the Sheriff's lieutenant.

I wonder will the thieves give the ransom to the poor after taken from the rich.......

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Whats your Brazilian football name?



Clicky here to see http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

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Monday, August 28, 2006

Does spelling really matter?

Look at this piece and as you can see the letters are jumbled up but i bet you can still read it........



See it really doesnt matter........

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Free Nintendo Games Online

Play free games online

Good site with loads of games for you when you just dont want to do that work stuff

http://www.excessively.net/

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Baseball or Baseface

When a bat is flyin at your face remember to protect your beer..........


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Ok-Go

These guys make music videos like no other......

Clicky here and watch their new video "Here it goes again"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCjSwr7zYtE

Also "Million ways" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJEa44Wgtk

Pretty cool ey!!!

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Observation Time

Ive noticed that all coloured people when they are born have black hair. None that I have seen have blonde,brown,red or any other colour.......wonder why this is?

I think this needs some reflection time

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Doolin Cave

Home of the largest free hanging stalactites in the world and the longest stalactite in the Northern Hemisphere

Amazing......................

http://www.doolincave.ie/

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Ugly Women of the day



Maybe less makup.....mmm maybe not..........

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Tattoo ad on forehead for $10,000


A mother had her forehead tattooed with the web address of a gambling site after auctioning off advertising space on her head to pay for her son's school fees.

Karolyne Smith has to live with a permanent billboard on her forehead after she accepted Goldenpalace.com's offer of $10,000 for the 'advertising space'. She needed the money to send her son Brady to a private school.

Karolyne said: ""I really want to do this. To everyone else, it seems like a stupid thing to do. To me, $10,000 is like a million dollars.

"I only live once and I'm doing it for my son. It's a small sacrifice to build a better future for my son.

"Karolyne did not take the decision lightly. She discussed it for more than three weeks with her boyfriend Jeremy Williams.

Smith's eBay auction attracted more than 27,000 hits and 1,000 watchers. Bidding reached $999.99 before Goldenpalace.com, an Internet gambling company met Smith's $10,000 asking price. Goldenpalace.com also gave her another $5,000 for her trouble.

Another person, inspired by Karolyne is currently auctioning his forehead as ad space on ebay.

How long after that do you think she regreted that..........

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Film Review: You, Me And Dupree

Film Review: You, Me And DupreeStarring: Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon, Kate Hudson, Michael DouglasCert: 12AReleased: 25th August 2006

Carl (Dillon) and Molly (Hudson) are newlyweds, excited about starting their new life together.

Things don't go according to plan when Carl's best friend, Randy Dupree (Wilson) runs into some bad luck and needs a place to crash for a while.

Carl's boss (and father-in-law), Bob (Douglas) doesn't help matters as it slowly becomes apparent that he is not happy about the couple's union.

Wilson is playing his usual spaced-out role; this time encompassing one of life's losers and general muck-ups. Everyone he touches becomes tainted with his curse.

Dillon plays the part that is normally written for Ben Stiller, the put-upon everyman who nobody believes is being victimised until the final reel.

It's predictable and feels like it's all been seen before but for that reason is easy to fall into and enjoy.

There are a few choice moments that largely include Dupree's anatomy, bodily functions, sexual ardour and Hudson's reactions to them but, overall, is not a comedy classic of our time.Film Review: You, Me And DupreeStarring: Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon, Kate Hudson, Michael DouglasCert: 12AReleased: 25th August 2006
Carl (Dillon) and Molly (Hudson) are newlyweds, excited about starting their new life together.
Things don't go according to plan when Carl's best friend, Randy Dupree (Wilson) runs into some bad luck and needs a place to crash for a while.
Carl's boss (and father-in-law), Bob (Douglas) doesn't help matters as it slowly becomes apparent that he is not happy about the couple's union.
Wilson is playing his usual spaced-out role; this time encompassing one of life's losers and general muck-ups. Everyone he touches becomes tainted with his curse.
Dillon plays the part that is normally written for Ben Stiller, the put-upon everyman who nobody believes is being victimised until the final reel.
It's predictable and feels like it's all been seen before but for that reason is easy to fall into and enjoy.

There are a few choice moments that largely include Dupree's anatomy, bodily functions, sexual ardour and Hudson's reactions to them but, overall, is not a comedy classic of our time.

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Football Babes

All aboard the plane to Portugal..........



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Calling all fans of the Premier League soccer in England

Heres their fantasy league game go join now

Clicky now and join for free http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

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The Hoff

Well it was about time we had a bit of the hoff-tastic man

Clicky to watch him in action http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

What a guy

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Jokey Time

THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND

Make sure she doesnt bring a package with her.......

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

Morale of the story.....what the hell do you want to be looking around the room when your in the bed with a women..haha
How does he do it...........?

Magic hands

Clicky to Watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KrdBUFeFtY

Wow amazing ey!!

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A classic song you all have to agree.......

Clicky to watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvcUcsYjoMU

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Saturday, August 26, 2006

BellX1 Check them out

There an Irish band have been around for a awhile but are getting bigger and bigger. There a hit in Ireland was at there concert a few weeks ago excellent well worth getting the cd or going to a concert find them here

http://www.bellx1.com/

Heres a song Rocky took a lover.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg05puJgCRU
Ugly women of the day



Aint she a beauty........
This is some funny shit..........

Birth Control Pill for Men



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Ex-Gizmondo Exec Crashes $1 Million Ferrari In LA

According to news reports, former Gizmondo executive Stefan Eriksson has been involved in a high-profile accident in Los Angeles which destroyed his $1 million Ferrari Enzo sports car, following a crash at more than 120 miles per hour during an alleged street race.

Eriksson, who resigned from Gizmondo last October following controversy over Gizmondo's financial performance and significant financial perks to company directors, is claiming that he was merely a passenger in the vehicle.

The 2003 Ferrari Enzo was racing a Mercedes-Benz SLR when it crashed into a light pole on the Pacific Coast Highway, shearing the car in two. A 'German man called Dietrich', the supposed driver, according to Eriksson, allegedly fled the scene. A significant police search failed to find 'Dietrich', and no arrests have yet been made.

The Los Angeles Times reported Sheriff's Sgt. Philip Brooks as noting that Eriksson "...had a .09 blood-alcohol level, but if he's a passenger, that's OK. But he had a bloody lip, and only the air bag on the driver's side had blood on it. The passenger-side air bag did not. My Scooby-Doo detectives are looking closely into that." The Times notes that Sergeant Brooks then added: "Maybe the 'driver' had a friend who picked him up. Maybe he thumbed a ride. Maybe he was a ghost."

Gamasutra has previously reported in detail on the notable perks enjoyed by Eriksson related to his Gizmondo position, including at least a base salary of $1,500,000 and lavish car allowances. The firm's Gizmondo Europe subsidiary has recently lapsed into liquidation, following the unsuccessful launch of its handheld.

The incident has caused a major stir on automobile-related websites, with car-related weblog Jalopnik posting a reader gallery of the crash aftermath which make the massive extent of the crash clear

What a plonker......

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Florida Teacher In Hot Water Over Swimsuit Photos

A high school teacher is trouble over photos found on the site of The U.S. National Bikini Team.

A teacher at West Boca Raton High School is under investigation after school district officials learned about risque photos of her on a Web site.

Erica Chevillar, 25, is a first-year social studies teacher at the school. She is also one of about 80 models featured on the Web site of the USA National Bikini team, a Boca Raton-based company, according to the Web site. The site lists calendars for sale featuring scantily clad models dressed in bathing suits, provocative outfits or lingerie.

Chevillar, using the name Erica Lee, appears in outfits ranging from cleavage-baring jackets to skimpy bikinis in about two-dozen photos.

West Boca Raton High Principal Fran Giblin said he learned about the photos Wednesday after a parent complained. He turned the matter over to the district's professional standards department, which handles investigations of noncriminal matters.

"I would certainly hope that we set the highest standards for our students," Giblin said. "If this in fact is true, it's a concern. A big concern."

The district has only a general policy that requires teachers to behave "morally and ethically," school district spokesman Nat Harrington said.

"There's no policy that says what someone can or cannot wear or whether they can be photographed on the Internet," Harrington said. "We expect our employees to use good judgment and appropriate behavior in all they do. The question now is whether this is appropriate or inappropriate."








Staying back after school for lessons must of been a pain.......

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Couple in need can you help.....?

The important question is can you come over to them......

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=140020778592&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=005
Shocking decision.......

KENTON, Ohio - A judge decided two high school athletes can complete the football season this fall before they serve 60-day jail sentences for a car crash caused by a decoy deer placed in a country road. Two teens were injured.

"I shouldn't be doing this, but I'm going to. I see positive things about participating in football," Judge Gary McKinley said Tuesday.
Dailyn Campbell, a 16-year-old quarterback for Kenton High, and 17-year-old teammate Jesse Howard will serve their time in a juvenile detention center. They were also ordered to write a 500-word essay titled "Why I Should Think Before I Act."

Last November, teens stole the decoy from a man's home, created a base to help it stand upright because it had only two legs, and then drove up and down the road, watching as drivers swerved to avoid it, prosecutor Brad Bailey said. He said Howard did not stop the prank.

Robert Roby Jr. crashed his car into a pole and broke his neck, collarbone, arm and leg. His passenger, Dustin Zachariah, suffered brain damage, Bailey said.

Campbell and Howard pleaded no contest to vehicular vandalism and other charges. Three other teenagers are awaiting trial in the fall.

"None of these guys will ever know what our sons have gone through," Roby's mother, Mary, wrote to the court. "If they get nothing for what they've done, they'll do something worse later. They need more than a slap on the wrist."

Both Campbell and Howard apologized at their sentencing.

"I think every day that I hurt someone, and that hurts me inside," Howard said

Friday, August 25, 2006

Ugly women of the day

One of my favourite clips from one of my favourite movies Something about Mary

I work with retards.......



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Our friends from Fox News make a hell of a blooper........



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I think he should of kept on travelling......

Watch this contestent on Who wants to be a Millionaire America get the first question wrong



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Jingle bell rock Lindsay Lohan style......



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Talk about dicking around..........

CHICAGO -- The Chicago Sun-Times reported Friday that a Chicago man resisted arrest in a most unusual way Wednesday morning.

Jakub Fik, 33, went on a rampage, smashing car windows on the city's Northwest Side. When police approached him, Fik hurled several knives and his severed penis at the officers.

Police subdued Fik with a Taser gun and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

According to the published report, doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday. A hospital spokesman said he was listed in good condition Thursday.

The paper said that Fik lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice Street. He is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak.

Fik told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

The suspect was bleeding when officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan told The Sun-Times.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Included in the hurled items was the man's penis.

He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

The officer said he sneaked to the side of the house and stunned Fik with the Taser gun. The suspect continued to struggle with officers near the front steps of the home.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

The published report included a statement from a University of Chicago urologist who said that the reattachment of a penis, while unusual, can be a highly successful operation.

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I dare you to stare

Take a look at the picture above, I recently discovered this image and its tale in a korean publicaion.

The story is this, in Japan shortly before a teenage girl comitted suicide, she drew this picture, scanned it and posted it online. In korea this story broke out and it spread like wildfire. There are various posts around in korean forums that say that the viewer gets drawn to the girls blue eyes, they say they can detect a hint of wraith and sadness within the eyes. Maybe the girl had died with so much sadness and anger that her spirit haunts the image, or maybe the image provoke sadness, similar to the song 'Gloomy Sunday'.

The freaky bit is this, they say it is hard for a person to stare into the girls eyes for longer than 5 minutes, there are reports that some people have taken their own lives after doing so. People say the picture changes, as you view it there is a hint of a growing taunting smirk appearing on the girls lips or a dark ring grows around the girl or her eyes.

One thing is for sure, the picture those have a presence of what i dont know. I would be interest to hear what yee think leave a comment. Cheers

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Self-Love-a-Thon Hits London, TV

On August 5, whole bunches of people will gather in a hall in London and go to town doing the wango tango. I'm talking about spanking the monkey and petting the petunia. Yes, I'm talking about m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-i-o-n.

I've always said there are two kinds of people: Those who masturbate and those who lie. Now, the aforementioned group and their lying friends are invited to participate in the Masturbate-a-Thon. This is a real event, I'm not making it up. It's an eight-hour self-love-a-thon which "seeks to raise awareness of, and dispel the shame and taboos that persist around, this most commonplace, natural and safe form of sexual activity."

The event was originallly conceived by the Center for Sex and Culture in San Francisco, which produced the first public event six years ago, and another earlier this year.

Like its American inspiration did, the UK event will raise money for charity. People will seek donations from their friends -- and co-workers and family, of course -- to sponsor them for each minute that they you-know-what. Funds raised will be donated to two organizations in the U.K. that work in sexual and reproductive health, and HIV/AIDS.

This might be the most fun charity work one could ever imagine -- helping others while doing something that also benefits oneself.

People can choose to be in rooms that are all women, all men or mixed. Touching others is basically not allowed. Each participant is assigned a monitor who, organizers say, are not voyeurs and are embarrassed by nothing. I guess it could go without saying that little to nothing can embarrass the self-love-lovin' participants either.

Participants can elect to be considered for the prize for most orgasms. How exactly does one judge women here? If I knew, I might be disqualified as the editor of this blog. But it is my understanding that straight guys can't always tell either. Do women know when other women are faking? (Note: I asked one of my resident lesbian experts who feigned that SHE can always tell but agreed to pose the question to a huge tribe of women here).

One other fun fact: A documentary is being made of the event (and the organizing leading up to it) -- and it will be shown on British television. Channel 4 editor Andrew MacKenzie said that the film is in keeping with their "provocative and mischievous" programming in the same vein as their 'Penis Week.'

Is it just me, or does British TV sound way more fun than ours? Given the choice between watching their 'Penis Week' or our 'Shark Week,' I'd say we're getting the short end of the stick on this side of the pond. And no, 'Big Brother' does not count as a 'Penis Week.'

I never did buy the warning that "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." I'm more of the school of that Luther Ingram mega hit, "If Loving Me Is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right.' Or something like that.
Check out the weird of the wierdest auctions

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How white are you.......Homie?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19210
Someone stalking you? Then send them this video to give them the message.

All hail the new star of Anfield......Dirky Kuyt

The crystal Maze Star Wars style

Game for all you who are bored out there, also challenging your reactions my best is 13 secs. Now im sure you'll beat that....maybe??

http://www.blockfrenzy.com



This site streams tv channels, some of which I believe show prem games.

http://www.viidoo.com/en/index.html

You need to d/l the software and then just pick a channel and away you go!!!
Ugly women of the day


Theres no need to thank me...........

My first post has to go to the legend that is Jessica Fletcher her of Murder She Wrote fame. This women who we watched now and then yes people we all watch her when we happen to flick around the channels or maybe off work and day time TV doesnt get better then her cycling into your town. Now we may be pleased to see her but the locals didnt. If i saw her come to my down id hunt her out faster then she has time to tell me she's got another book out.!!

Of note i wonder how many people were killed in Murder She Wrote???? A small graveyard i would say,but they all rest in the knowlege that Jess found their murders and they rest in a cold jail reading her murder mystery books.
Ive seen many post blogs etc and i always wanted to make my own blog. So here its is ive finally managed to do one. Ive decided not to limit myself to just one topic to discuss so in my blog it will be everything and anything. Im opinionated person who i like to write stuff about. Im no the most articulate person when it comes to writing i also havent got the best spelling grammer record so i must get that out of the way. Actually who cares its my blog and if i get it wrong then so be it, im sure you'll all get the jist of what im on about, well i hope yee do cause i may not. Thats all describing myself and what im about look forward to you all viewing my blog now dont be a lurker make sure i know who is out there viewing
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